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Kitten Adoption Day

July 14, 2017 - July 22, 2025

I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? Homer no function beer well without.

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Start:
July 14, 2017
End:
July 22, 2025
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Organizer

Barney Stinson

Venue

Winchester Mystery House
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